Road Trip to South East Queensland

The drive into Green Mountains was incredible. Winding dirt road encroached by rainforest.

An unexpected week off work emerged on my calendar with just two weeks of notice right before Easter. I scanned the map for somewhere to go – my one goal to find somewhere where the sun was shining and not a drop of rain was forecast. Melbourne was sunny, but it was Melbourne. Cairns was borderline, but required a flight and I didn’t want to deal with airports (turned out this was even wiser than I’d anticipated). I was keen to hit the open road, and take my Blue wheels for a decent spin.

Two possibilities emerged – western NSW, out to Mungo and back; or south eastern Queensland. Both are places I’ve wanted to explore. I chose to head north, given I was more in the mood for rainforest than desert, and that accommodation at short notice was a lot easier to find along the coast than out west.

I started the journey with only a loose plan to see Lamington National Park and Glass House Mountains, deciding my journey at the start of each day. So, with the first night booked for Bellingen and nothing more, I set off.

Dorrigo national park

I wanted to get to Queensland as fast as possible, but I try not to drive more than six hours in one day – especially since we’re well into Autumn and the sun is setting sooner. Heading off at midday, I powered my way to Bellingen, arriving shortly after sunset. The recent rains were evident in the quality of the road surfaces. Dodging potholes was tricky business in the darkness of the final twenty minutes.

The next day I whipped up the road to Dorrigo where I hiked down into the depths of the rainforest and found myself surrounded by spooky mist and lush green vines, palms, figs and more.

Given the park sits on a stretch of road named Waterfall Way, it’s no surprise that there’s an abundance of waterfalls of all shapes and sizes. I only had time for a couple, but Dangar Falls was the most impressive. I even encountered a Red-Belly Black Snake along the way, and took far too many photos of Booyong trees.

Byron Bay

Byron was a sleep stop and little more. I didn’t have the energy (or time) for another six hour drive so I stopped half way. I had never been to Byron Bay before, and it was about what I expected. I arrived just before sunset and so had only enough time to dart to the beach, and then do a short loop around the town. I simultaneously understood why it was so popular, and why it was so loathed.

It’s pretty, for sure – but there are thousands of equally stunning spots up and down the coast. It’s really a moot point when weighed against the cons. There was an energy in the town, but it really did seem to be teeming with douchey and phoney types. The kind who post gym selfies or have yacht parties where everyone has to dress in white for some reason. I guess stereotypes exist for a reason. The natural beauty is offset by the hollow people.

I checked out the lighthouse the next morning in the fresh morning light, which was the highlight of the stopover. Onward to Queensland!

Lamington National Park
Right on top of a waterfall

I crossed the border and took a sharp left turn to avoid Gold Coast as much as possible. The destination was Lamington National park, which is split into two main areas – Binna Burra to the East, and Green Mountains to the West. I spent a day in each, and it was not long enough for either.

Impressive waterfalls and trails kept me busy, and an abundance of bird life kept me company. The journey into O’Reilly on the Green Mountains side was incredible. Winding dirt roads put the Jimny to work, surrounded by a tunnel of rainforest. I wish I could have stayed longer, but was glad I didn’t since that would have meant I’d miss out on my next destination – Glass House Mountains.

Sunset at O’Reilly’s
Glass House Mountains National Park

If you want to see lumpy rocks in the middle of nowhere, Australia truly is the place for you. But their abundance doesn’t make them any less unique. I thought Glass House Mountains might be similar to the Warrumbungles in NSW, which I saw last year. I was wrong. Yet again, I was wishing I had more time.

The Glass Houses have their own character and the entire area is just made for driving. I got lost in the best possible way zooming up and down roads aimlessly, just trying to see each of the mountains from a different angle and vantage point. I even got to go off-road and put my four wheel driving skills to the test (as more gung-ho motorists zoomed past in convoy).

More than once I came upon pineapples lined across the road, every time followed by giggling children hiding behind a nearby tree or fence. Must be a local prank. It only made the place more endearing.

Sunset from Wild Horse Mountain was the perfect bookend to a spectacular week on the road.

Ear Candy 2022.05 – Waiting with Baseball Bats

Helga Stentzel

But we held on for the dream
Through lonely times indeed
We’re not the only ones
Gazing towards the horizon
The look in your eyes
Says the best is to come

“There’s nothing we could have done to prevent these bad things happening to the economy! Only we can be trusted to prevent bad things like this happening to the economy!”

Australians generally disengage themselves from politics for the most part. Even myself – despite it being something I do pay attention to – I really don’t think it makes for good conversation (even with people who agree with me). So I happen to be fond of the levelling effect of this disengagement, and the default position being to despise all politicians. It can be frustrating at times when people are unaware, but it is far more preferable than the hyper-engagement of the US where society divides itself into teams not too dissimilar to blind religious devoition.

But it’s been very telling how on-the-nose this lot are by the amount of people openly talking about how much they loathe them.

So putting that aside, I’ve never been as keen to see the back of a government as now. Two more weeks and we will finally be rid of that lazy, slimy, smirking, cosplaying, carnival-barking prick.

The Government is in its death spiral now. Prime Minister and sentient turd Scott Morrison is circling the porcelain bowl as Australians prepare to flush his incompetent, corrupt and useless government from office. A cavalcade of incoherent alcoholics, grubby sex pests and religious nutjobs are now on the cusp of irrelevance.

Unfortunately we won’t be rid of the infantile Australian media which seems to be stacked with the same kind of upward-failures as the government – a bunch of children seemingly having won their jobs from a coupon at the bottom of a cereal box, regurgitating government bullshit without scrutiny, and acting like they’re still trying to win the debating competition in the snooty private school at which their lives peaked. I only hope that broader society is seeing through the self-indulgent narcissism of these journos and understands that their true motivations are far from pure. It appears to me that some simply ended up in their current job as a consolation prize for missing out on a spot on Married at First Sight.

Pro tip: If you already know the answer to a question prior to asking, then it’s not a question worth asking.

Anyway, music! There’s some crackers in this month. That new King Gizz album is the soundtrack to my regular lunch bike rides around Centennial Park this month (love that cover artwork too); Concrete Over Water is just incredible; loving that subtle slide guitar in Scared of Heights; I’ve thrown in a couple of classics dedicated to Scotty; and even though I’m largely long over Flume now, I couldn’t pass on the combination with birdsong and Albarn.

Helga Stentzel