Utah Road Trip – Part 2 of 4: Middle of Nowhere

The first leg of my journey – through Zion and Bryce Canyon National Parks – was epic in scale, and while it ventured through a lot of desert, there was still plenty of greenery around. There were other cars on the road and plenty of people in the towns and parks. My next leg was through a section of Utah that a lot of people skip past, and I felt it.

I got some big Duel vibes out of this area

The first few days I was awestruck by incredible scenery, but it was on the journey from Bryce to Moab where I felt a great sense of freedom as well. As I made my way to Torrey, the trees thinned out, the horizon retreated further away and flattened, and the weather got wilder. There were sections where I had to compensate for the strength of the wind blowing on the side of my car. The landscape was different every half hour, and I passed towns and communities with populations lower than my age.

I rolled into Torrey just before sunset, checked into the motel, dropped my things and went to head out to find dinner. I got in the car and made it ten metres to the driveway and immediately realised it wasn’t going to happen. My car felt like it was going to roll over just sitting in the motel parking lot. I swung that car around, parked it again and went back inside.

“Bit windy out” I said to the girl at the front desk.

“Yeah, it’s monsoon season” she replied. Oh, great. Maybe I should have known that. In the twenty minutes from checking in to heading out again the weather had rolled in and I watched it unfold from the window in my room as I downed microwave noodles. It cleared by morning.

Twenty minutes took my farmland view from idyllic to apocalyptic
Capitol Reef National Park
Red goes faster

Capitol Reef was a real surprise. I wish I’d had an off-road vehicle as most of the good trails and scenery was hidden deep down long dirt roads, and my hired car was restricted to sealed roads. Nevertheless I did the scenic drive, which was spectacular, and did a couple of hikes off the side of the road.

I also stopped in at a place called Gifford Homestead – an old farmhouse which sold home made pies and ice-cream. I floated inside like a cartoon character carried by the scent of berries, and bought a mixed berry pie “for later” which turned into “I’ll have just a bite now” and five minutes later that entire pie was in my stomach.

Goblin Valley State Park
Incredibly spooky alien world

“Is this the right intersection?” I thought to myself as I took a turn off the highway down a nondescript road. I’d been soaring along on cruise control blasting tunes, passing a car about once every ten minutes. I wish I’d been able to photograph the areas I drove through as it was full of all sorts of bizarre scenery.

Soon enough it became apparent it was the correct turn. I saw the weird bulbous rocks of Goblin Valley getting closer. Of all the stops on my trip, this was perhaps the most alien. Giant alien turds littered a sun-drenched arid landscape as dark storm clouds flashed in the distance.

I wandered about and saw a spot named “The Goblin’s Lair” on the map, and hiked my way over, climbed up a wall of rock, and down into a cavern. It’s rare in life that you find yourself in a place of complete silence. Every movement I made was audible. I spent about ten minutes taking it all in, and cooling off. It wasn’t until I went to climb back out that it struck me just how alone I was. The climb out was relatively easy, but the fact I hadn’t considered my exit when I entered the cavern scared me a touch. One slip, one wrong foot placement and fall, and I’d have been screwed.

The drive from Goblin Valley to Moab was cool. Thanks to the large flat plains, I watched wild storms play on the horizon like a screensaver as I drove through relatively calm weather.

Moab + Arches National Park

Moab was a really pleasant town. Clearly catered to tourists, but only so much that it helped – not so much that it took away from the experience. I could have spent twice as long here, with plenty of adventure sports on offer, and Arches National Park right next door.

Arches wins the prize for most descriptive national park name. There’s small arches, wide arches, double arches, and arches within arches. I spent a whole day covering it all, the scenic drive and a bunch of trails. The red soil and large rock formations reminded me of the Northern Territory back home, specifically Uluru and Kata Tjuta, and even a little of Kakadu.

Next, I would venture into the classic scenery of the wild west – dry landscapes and mesas…

Utah Road Trip – Part 1 of 4: Biblical Towers

Zion National Park

Put your hands on the wheel
Let the golden age begin
Let the window down
Feel the moonlight on your skin
Let the desert wind
Cool your aching head
Let the weight of the world
Drift away instead

Without a doubt the greatest adventure from my time living on this side of the world happened a year ago this month – as I drove, hiked and ate my way across the deserts of Utah and Arizona. It’s even up there with the greatest experiences of my life. I’ve done a lot of solo travel – with mixed experiences. Generally I find city travel works much better with some good company whilst the outdoors and nature can be enjoyed with or without people equally. I’m the type who would rather be with a good friend than on my own, but I’d rather be on my own than with some random person just for the sake of it.

But this particular desert trip was strengthened by the fact I was on my own. I was a vagabond, a drifter, rolling from town to town at a pace I liked – taking detours if something caught my eye and moving on if it didn’t. I wouldn’t have covered even half as much ground both driving and hiking if I’d had company. On top of this, I came away from it feeling like myself again after a brutal project. I was in my element – exploring some spectacular scenery in the blazing sun, taking photos, and stuffing my face with BBQ food and pies. Every leg of the trip was uniquely beautiful.

I would love to return one day to share the experience with someone, but in the meantime it’s inspired me to do more travel like this when I return home to Australia.

I flew in and out of Las Vegas, spending as little time as possible in that toilet bowl city. In between I covered a lot of ground hitting these key spots:

  1. Springdale / Zion National Park
  2. Bryce / Bryce Canyon National Park
  3. Torrey / Capitol Reef National Park
  4. Goblin Valley State Park
  5. Moab / Arches National Park
  6. Dead Horse Point State Park
  7. Canyonlands National Park
  8. Monument Valley
  9. Page / Lake Powell

I’ll split this post into 4 sections. Today I’ll cover Zion and Bryce Canyon National Parks.

I moved clockwise around the lasso hoop
Springdale / Zion National Park
The peak of Angel’s Landing

The trip started early with a two hour flight from Vancouver, followed by a four hour drive from Las Vegas airport to Springdale. I was an hour away when I encountered roadwork which slowed everything to a near-halt for half an hour. As I was sitting in traffic I heard reports on the radio of an electrical storm with hailstones heading toward Springdale, so naturally I was shitting myself that my rental car was about to get pummeled. Thankfully I made it to the hotel with half an hour to spare and was able to appreciate the thunderstorm from the safety of my balcony.

Springdale itself was a pleasant place to stay. It had everything I needed and nothing more. The food was incredible and coffee was better than even what I’m used to in Vancouver.

Zion National Park was spectacular. The Narrows trail was closed due to flooding from the aforementioned storm the day prior – so the focus became the Angel’s Landing trail. This hike features a steep 460 metre climb and the second half of the trail makes its way along a thin ledge of rock holding onto chains to get past some sections.

I enjoyed one of the most satisfying beers of my life upon completing this and lay under a tree for an hour with a grin from ear to ear.

After two days I moved the road show on to Bryce Canyon National Park. The drive between these parks was incredible.

Bryce Canyon National Park

I had been told Bryce wasn’t as large as the other parks and so I only allowed one day. While the claim was true – it’s not as large – it disregarded how spectacular and unique this place was. I wish I’d had longer. An entire canyon is full of “hoodoos”, bizarre tall thin spines of rock of different shapes and sizes created by centuries of – you guessed it – erosion. Gazing from the lookout above they appear as enormous ant hills with tiny people wandering the paths between.

I wasn’t at the canyon more than ten minutes before it dawned on me that there was too much to see in the available time. Some more sensible individuals might scale back their plans in such a situation. Instead, I decided to add plans and just do them faster.

I found three trails I wanted to do and planned them out so that I ended up at Sunset Point at, well, sunset. The final trail prior to sunset was named the Fairyland Loop, which the guide suggested would take 3-4 hours. Perhaps a touch too arrogantly, I always shave about 30% from those estimates and convert them to how long it would take me. In this case my confidence was not justified. I found myself on a long trail in the blazing sun watching as the clock moved faster than my progress.

I had to get back before it got dark.

What’s more, I didn’t see a single other person after the first twenty minutes of the trail. All of these factors could have led to a very different ending – but somehow they enhanced the experience. I had a challenge, a goal, and it was a perfect example of mind over matter. My brain pushed my body to run when it was exhausted. I even sprinted some sections to make up for photo stops. Thankfully, I made it back just as the sun set over the canyon. Three to four hours? Please. I managed in two and a half – then destroyed half a chicken and a huge plate of mashed potato and slept like a rock.

I got up early the next day to catch the sunrise over the canyon before I moved onto the next destination – Torrey and Capitol Reef National Park.

Searching for a lunch stop, I found the Hell’s Backbone Grill & Farm. I chose it purely based off the name alone, but I had no idea what I was in for. In the middle of nowhere I found one of the best meals I’ve had in North America – topped off with this incredible apple pie. With a full and happy belly I made my way to Torrey…

Ear Candy 2020.06 – Walking in the Snow

In the middle of a dream
I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings
I’ve done all the dumb things

I’ve been drawing (pun intended) inspiration from the work of Katie Scott this month

What a month. What a week. It feels more and more like this pandemic has been the catalyst for a lot of people to awaken from their slumber. Living in this part of the world, on the border with USA it’s especially apparent. Many people, already struggling to get by, have been cooped up inside for weeks on end, lost their jobs and left to fend for themselves.

Anyway, here’s my playlist. It’s June and it’s still cold and grey in Vancouver. I can’t wait to leave this place. That Devs soundtrack is so mysterious and cool (great show too, albeit with poor acting). Some old classics, some new releases, and an old release from an artist new to me.

Oh, Canada

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party

The above quote from Robin Williams captures perfectly my experience living in Canada for the last two and a half years. Many of my most memorable experiences and lasting memories from living here – nature, food, people – happened south of the border in USA, but I’ve been very happy to live up here in loft Canada rather than down at that American party. The first 18 months in particular was full of excitement, fun and all kinds of new things and people.

Lake Joffre. It’s incredible to still be amazed by nature and witness incredible new sights well into your 30s

But I’ve got my eyes on the door now. I’ve already started selling things even without a departure date, and since it seems at this point I won’t be making any new observations given I’m stuck in my apartment, I thought I’d make a summary of thoughts from my time here in Canada and specifically Vancouver.

There’s plenty to love in Vancouver. I’ve simply reached a point where I miss home, perhaps exacerbated by Covid. But I don’t feel completely at home here, and I don’t feel I can truly be myself here. Meanwhile there’s a multitude of things – goals, dreams, people – pulling my attention back home. All in all I would recommend living here for two summers and one winter – you could probably go longer if you haven’t been spoiled by living in Australia for 35 years, or if you love winter sports.

So let’s count ’em down top 5 style. The good, the bad, and the plain curious.

The Good / What I Will Miss

  1. The Mountains
    The scenery is incredible. Flying into Vancouver is an experience in itself. The mountains are easy to access, the hikes are plentiful, and when the summer days are so long you can do eleven-hour day hikes. Just magic.
  2. Seasons
    Nowhere in Australia really has distinct 4 seasons. I had no comprehension that they were definable things prior to moving here. The leaves drop within a few weeks of Autumn and all turn green in a week in Spring. And then they change colour again in Summer. There’s SNOW (I’ll miss snow days), long summer days, and my favourite of all here – an incredibly colourful autumn.
  3. USA
    Yeah, one of my favourite things about Canada is USA. My biggest regret about leaving is that I won’t get to see even more of America. I did a series of road trips, and my Utah/Arizona trip is one of the best experiences of my life. All the Americans I’ve met in my travels seem to be genuinely nice people with a decent sense of humour, which was always a great escape from Canadian seriousness.
  4. It’s Easy
    Vancouver is an easy place to live (provided you’re paid accordingly). It’s not a big city so I don’t have to worry about crowds. I have been able to walk around pretty much everywhere I needed to go. The streets are clean and safe. If I want to venture further out of town, there are plenty of car shares available and you can be deep in nature in half an hour. The city is clean and pretty, there’s plenty of nice spots to cycle, walk or just hang out. And it’s dog very friendly. There’s no shortage of happy puppers out and about.
  5. My Apartment
    I’m not sure I’d do it again, but living 25 floors up in the sky in the centre of the city has been a fun experience. I wake to the sunrise beaming over the mountains. I can walk everywhere I need to go. Work is a ten minute walk, the “beach” is 15 minutes in the other direction.
Happy doggos everywhere

The Bad / Keen to Leave

  1. The Grey
    The first year the novelty got me through winter. I loved the dark, the cold, the snow, hot springs, getting cosy. The second year was painful. I saw the sun about five times in five months.
  2. The Roads
    Roads in Vancouver are populated by horrendous drivers and there’s backwards road rules that encourage them. Right turn on red is a dumb idea which pits pedestrians against motorists. Cars are given priority at intersections before people are allowed to cross leading to confusion EVERY time as people go to step out as a car zooms around the corner.
  3. Lazy cops
    I thought this was a personal pet peeve, until I saw a trend on the Vancouver sub-reddit frequently mentioning the same topic. It’s lucky there isn’t a lot of violent crime here, cause the police just can’t be fucked – oh, unless you crack a beer on the beach, then it’s time to pull their finger out. But openly shooting up heroin is fine.
  4. Drugs and Homelessness
    There is an enormous homeless and drug problem which nobody seems to be doing anything about. It was so confronting and eye-opening when I first arrived, but was also a learning experience. Hesitation and admittedly a touch of caution in some areas, gave way to a realisation that those people were are only a harm to themselves and in the end it’s all pretty heartbreaking.
  5. Blandness
    Vancouver is devoid of culture. Even the language us straight up vanilla English. There aren’t cafes, there’s coffee shops – utilitarian, get in, get out affairs full of people on laptops and nobody talking. Sure, there’s hockey, and that’s a load of fun, but broadly speaking it often feels like I’m living in Sim City. Public holidays are not marked with any celebrations or local customs. They’re just days off work. And they’re all evenly spaced across the year as though designed by a robot. Even Canada Day is just a day off work.
    The food, both fresh produce and restaurant meals, is generally very bland (except spring time berries, I’ll love those babies). There’s an element of class here too which is gross. The few rooftop bars that exist are for boring people to stand around pretending to be someone. The sailing boats are there for rich people to leave moored as a trophy rather than use.
My first white Christmas was magic

Other Observations and Oddities

  • Generally speaking, I’ve found most locals to be very serious automatons. There’s no room for sarcasm or any off-colour jokes, or much humour at all really. I’ve had to suppress parts of my personality as I got sick of awkward responses to jokes not landing and sarcasm being taken literally. Very often I have found the famous Canadian “politeness” come across as passive aggression – and everyone seems so phoney (one of my greatest pet-peeves; Holden Caulfied would hate it here). At times it’s sanctimonious.
    If there’s one difference between Aussies and Canadians it’s the capacity for bluntness vs dancing around with linguistic gymnastics. Got something to say? Spit it out. I take offence and suspicion to what isn’t being said.
  • The Permanent Residency process here is a lot more straight-forward that how I understand it to be back home. It’s a disgrace that Australia makes committed people jump through so many hoops to become part of a society they love. The Australian government tends to start from the assumption that immigrants would want to take advantage of the country, and it’s pathetic.
  • Canada seems to be very good at messaging around climate and the environment. Now, as far as carbon emissions go, the results aren’t dramatically different to Australia when you look at the numbers, but the attitudes by and large seem to be a lot better, and maybe in time this might translate to results.
  • Similarly there seems to be decent messaging regarding first nations’ peoples. Many signs have dual names and indigenous people seem to be more involved with government when it affects their lives. I don’t know enough about the local situation to know if there is any substance to this, but regardless, I do think it’s something Australia needs to do better. Messaging and symbols matter. Australia would be a better place to celebrate more Aboriginal culture and history and dump foreign royalty and foreign flags renting free ad space on our own.
  • An odd thing to note given how much nature I’m surrounded by here – but I miss the sounds of nature back home. I miss the sounds of birds and bugs.
  • Banks and government services are crusty and old and clearly haven’t advanced since the 90s. I was advised to go with a particular bank when I got here because “they have an app”. Wait, that’s not standard?
  • Groceries are expensive, booze is cheap. Cheese is crazy expensive. Mobile data is super expensive and people use public WiFi like it’s still 2004, but home internet is great. Berries in Spring are incredible and cheap.
  • Vancouver has seasons, it doesn’t really have weather. This is good in many ways as it’s far more predictable. The weather day to day moves very slightly so you know what you’re in for. But despite how many cloudy days there are, the fun part of rain (heavy downpours, thunder & lightning, hail) doesn’t happen. And the summer days are really pleasant, but I miss those days where I feel like I’m dying in an oven.

It makes me wonder, are people shaped by the weather in which they live? Does boring predictable weather make boring predictable people? Does wilder weather make people more likely to get off the fence and say what they think, much like the day itself?

Hikes, adventures, laughs with old and new friends.

I’m very grateful for this opportunity. I probably should have done it sooner. Would I ever return? Who knows what can change in this topsy turvy world. I would certainly do it differently if there is a next time – ideally, not solo for a start, and I’d be very conscious about getting away during winter.

I came here excited for a new chapter of life, and I leave more excited for the next.

Thanks Canada.

Key Albums #4: The Beach Boys with The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra

I-I love the colorful clothes she wears
And the way the sunlight plays upon her hair
I hear the sound of a gentle word
On the wind that lifts her perfume through the air

Hesitant as I am to include any collections or greatest hits compilations in my list of key albums, I’m willing to make an exception for The Beach Boys. Somehow, my go-to album for a group from the 1960s, who I’ve listened to my whole life, was released in 2018. And I love it so much that I rarely venture back to the older recordings.

My parents used to always have music playing in the house. It’s one of the greatest gifts you can give a child, and if I ever have a child of my own I’ll be doing the same.

My mum’s tastes were aligned along The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Cliff Richard, Buddy Holly and 70s rock. Dad was into The Beach Boys, Fleetwood Mac, Van Morrison, Paul Simon, Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds (magnificent), ELO, Johnny Cash, Gregorian chants, Enya and that random whale-noise-music which oddly never set the top 40 charts on fire. Mum’s music was an education, but I didn’t come to appreciate it until I was older. But as a kid, dad’s tastes caught my ears and I latched onto them (except maybe the whale moans). The biggest of these was The Beach Boys and Paul Simon.

That first moment of Good Vibrations where Carl Wilson utters that first syllable ‘I’ could be my favourite one-second of recorded music. Somehow in that moment the whole essence of the song is captured.

On this version, it gets the foreplay it deserves.

The Royal Philharmonic version is essentially a greatest hits, but it brilliantly adds an extra layer of depth and stereo re-balancing without losing the charm of the original recording – the incredible harmonies and melodies. It also has the effect of evening out the sound so that all of the songs fit together.

I’ve long had this idea that I’d have been right at home growing up in 1960s California, much of that fed by a romanticised vision created by the music of the time – sunshine, beaches, burgers, cars, girls and love. Thankfully I can transport myself to that place at any time by slapping on this masterpiece.

Also, Good Vibrations may well be my favourite song of all time.

From Which I Came / Silver Linings

Long days and dreaming nights
Wide eyes take in all the sights
A little wonder goes a long, long way
Learning where to go and what to say

Isolation has been a good time for reflection – some valuable, some not so great. There’s far too much time to think and it’s challenging for everyone. Personally I’ve been frustrated with being trapped in Canada – effectively on my own now – missing and wanting to be with people back home. But I’ve been focused heavily on how fortunate I am to be able to continue working, earning money, in a safe and clean environment and in good health. Many have lost their entire world and the flow-on effects in the months and years to come will be enormous.

Most people facing hardship right now are in that situation through no fault of their own. I am fortunate mostly due to pure luck – I work in an industry willing and able to shift me home. And even the elements I might attribute somewhat to my personal wisdom or success (having skills to remain employable and savings to cover hard times, for example) have their roots in the luck of the past – where and when I was born, and the example set by my parents and their priorities.

My first win was being born in Australia. I grew up the third of four children to two working parents. I shared a bedroom with my two brothers in a fibro home in Guildford, New South Wales – Sydney suburbia. They were paying 18% interest rates on their mortgage of that home. Dad worked a lot, and I was 16 before I even realised mum was working two jobs. It wasn’t until I was an adult that I had an awareness of how challenging this would have been. We weren’t hard done-by by any stretch, but they certainly weren’t made of money, so a lot of the bells and whistles of travel and going out which I’m afforded these days weren’t available to them. But we were loved, so we always felt lucky. I had the best childhood. Santa still spoiled us at Christmas despite mum warning us at the start of every December he might not have much to give. My parents sent us to private school, not because they had money, but because education was their priority and they felt that particular school was the best choice.

1989 – six years of age, discovering the PC and computer games, which in turn led to an interest in visual effects

But it also meant I went to school with a lot of kids I couldn’t quite relate to, and some I found to be quite awful, so my later teenage years weren’t as much fun. I also developed a healthy distaste for religion. But in those years, I learnt how to entertain myself, inventing projects for myself.

And that time was where my career was born.

I was fortunate that dad worked at The University of Sydney, and that he brought his work home. It wasn’t until I was in my mid-20s that I realised just how big an influence he had. He worked long hours on something he loved. He could have found money elsewhere but he loved teaching at University. He also kept a regular exercise routine in the 80s before it was cool. He has passionate opinions, and making someone laugh is always the noblest goal. I’d like to think I subconsciously picked up some of these things.

There is a high chance I would not be enjoying a career in visual effects had it not been for dad’s job. Two key pieces of technology sparked my interest –

  • a PC he brought home so he could work evenings and weekends; and
  • the internet, thanks to the fact that Universities got into that world earlier than most.

The PC in particular blew my mind. Thanks to dad bringing his work home, I was able to discover PC games before most of society even knew what they were. I loved Sierra adventure games. So much so that I had dreams of one day working there. Unfortunately the company fell apart by the time I was 15 so that dream evaporated with it. It’s quite fascinating that something I was so obsessed with (games) became mostly a bore to me beyond the age of about 17.

I still listen to this frequently

We got the internet around 1993, age 10. Shortly afterward, I was reaching out to find other fans across the world. I made a fan website to catalogue absolutely everything I loved about Space Quest – learning to code JavaScript and HTML by picking apart other websites and reverse engineering them. Then, when I wanted my website to look better than the rest of them, I learnt PhotoShop and Paint Shop Pro. And once I had catalogued everything there was to know about Space Quest, I set out to make my own content.

By the time I was seventeen most school days were spent looking forward to the end of the day so I could go home and work on and learn 3D – modeling, animation, lighting – the whole thing. That way I could set about remaking the old Space Quest games from the 80s with new 3D graphics. It kept my mind busy more than school. I did very well in school but always saw a lot of it as “a thing I had to do” much like brushing my teeth. Computer graphics, PhotoShop and website design and coding excited me.

I still can’t believe I get paid to do this, even at times when it’s not so glamourous. There are valid complaints to be made in some circumstances but I find that most in my field who complain just come across as precious and entitled – just like some of those kids I went to school with. I have no time for that. They don’t know how lucky they are. This is not a “real” job.

My first job was working at a pharmacy delivering medicine to little old ladies. Then I worked checkout at Coles for about 5 years while building my own website business. It wasn’t until I got my first VFX job at 23 while doing a post-grad animation course with other like-minded friends that I felt at home and those later teenage years found meaning.

A shitty situation one year can lead to incredible things down the road.

I trust that this pandemic solitary time will find meaning.

We just don’t know what that is yet.

Key Albums #2: Guero

I prayed heaven today
Would bring its hammer down on me
And pound you out of my head
I can’t think with you in there

Marcel Dzama provides the artwork – which matches the music perfectly

Beck is easily my most played artist. I attribute this both to the enormous volume of work he has output, as well as the musical variety across all of that work. It spans genre and fidelity. It can be traditional or experimental.

In addition to this he’s very much an album-centred artist. I rarely feel like listening to only one song – if I’m in the mood for Beck then it’s an entire album I’m after, in order, as intended. And there’s enough flavours to suit a variety of moods. So the play count adds up quickly.

This didn’t really begin until 2005 when I was 22 and he released Guero. Prior to this, I was familiar with a handful of singles I’d heard on Triple J over the years. I guess I liked them but I’d never looked into who sang them. I might not have even realised all those songs were by the same artist. But Guero grabbed my attention. Is it my favourite Beck album? Well, I can’t say I have a favourite to be honest. I have two or three groups I lump them into. Guero is in the top group, but it makes my key albums list because it opened me ears to his world.

Guero explodes right out of the gate with the punch in the face named E-Pro, which samples the drum loop from Beastie Boys So What’cha Want and adds a crunchy guitar riff (and a whole bunch of na na na’s). It moves on to the bizarre and fun Cali-Mexican-slang-dense Que Onda Guero and the musically bright, but lyrically dark Girl.

Shynola video? I’m sold. Unfortunately this shoot also broke Beck’s back and ruined his very energetic live shows for the next 5 years

It doesn’t let up at any point. The entire work has a very distinct flavour, but every song maintains it’s own place in the mix. It’s like a delicious burrito. It all works together, but you can taste the guacamole, the tomato, and the coriander within.

Some favourite moments:

  • Black Tambourine will get me drumming my steering wheel or keyboard every time
  • Earthquake Weather is a hot desert breeze on my face that almost makes me wonder if I’m synesthetic
  • Broken Drum is 100% feels
  • Go It Alone is a GROOVE. A top-notch “fuck you, I’m walking away from this explosion” tune
  • Send A Message To Her has one of the most blissful bridges I’ve ever heard
Motion Theory directed this awesome MAD Magazine foldout inspired video

I was also a huge fan of everything that came along with the album. It had great music videos (still a thing in 2005). It had more remixes than album tracks (including some brilliant 8-Bit mixes by Paza and Guerolito, an entire album worth). It also introduced me to Marcel Dzama’s art.

Remixes worthy to stand beside the originals. This slowed down BoC mix of Broken Drum adds an extra level of emotion

If I ever had to recommend a good place to start to get into Beck, it would be Guero. It sits right at the middle of his career, and depending on your tastes, you can use it to branch off to his other work:

  • Like E-Pro and Rental Car or the intricate layered production work of The Dust Brothers? Give Odelay a spin
  • How about if you like the album overall but wouldn’t mind more synths and experimental stuff? The Information is for you
  • Do you love Missing? Try Mutations
  • Is Broken Drum your flavour? Sea Change or Morning Phase might float your boat depending on whether you’re heartbroken or hungover respectively
  • Keen for more Hell Yes, with some Prince-inspired sexx rhymes on top? Midnite Vultures is for you my friend

I could go on, but it would only waste time that could be spent listening…

Missing The Wide Brown Land

Little bit of digital art I made on my Surface Book in iso

If countries were people at a party, Canada would be a delightful, pretty girl in the corner, who smiles and politely says hello, but is so afraid to express an opinion or offend that shows no personality at all. She doesn’t swear. You make a sarcastic joke and she takes it literally, and you decide that’s a perfect time to walk away. If you’d left after five minutes you’d only remember her beauty, but the rest of the conversation has clouded that.

Her older brother USA is in the next room loudly telling stories and grabbing everyone’s attention. Perhaps he’s the reason Canada is afraid to rock the boat. You stand there listening. Some things he says are hilarious, some fascinating, some brilliant – all very charismatic. But every now and then he says something clearly not true. Nobody challenges him on it because he’s far too confident in himself – and you’re pretty sure he just grabbed someone else’s drink right out of their hand and nobody said anything. You hope that he can be reasoned with, because of the side of him which is good. He has a lot to offer if he loses the attitude.

I miss Australia.

Key Albums #1: Hello Nasty

Fifty cups of coffee and you know it’s on

Packed like sardines in a tin

A recent conversation started me thinking about my favourite albums, or at the very least, the albums that shaped me and my personality (or possibly spoke to the personality I already had). It’s impossible to rank such a list, but some items that make the shortlist are obvious.

The first album I ever bought with my own money was Hello Nasty by Beastie Boys. At that time I was familiar with their previous work, but not intimately. My knowledge was largely drawn from their clever and often amusing music videos.

So in a similar vein, Hello Nasty was introduced by way of the video for Intergalactic. It was hilarious, fresh, and experimental. And I can’t pass a robot voice nor a thumping beat. That song was, and still is, a JAM. I wanted to see more, hear more and learn more.

Big Power Ranger energy

In 1998 I was 15. I had a job at the local pharmacy delivering medication to little old ladies on my bike. I made $6 for my 90 minute shift after school, two days a week. On a good shift, I’d get to deliver to Gladys Day – who, despite living only a block away from the pharmacy would give a whopping $2 tip. There’s a reason I remember her name 22 years later.

So in a good week, I’d make $15. An album was over twice that, and in those days all you had to go off was what you’d heard on the radio or seen on TV. I took the plunge and bought it, and got far more value than I had paid. I listened to that album on loop. I was a regular on the (very active for 1998) Beastie Boys message board and made friends from all over the world.

The first two minutes of this are pure comedy, as is Mike’s dance move at 3:25

Last year I read Beastie Boys Book, which I thoroughly recommend to general music fans. One thing that delighted me was a chapter by Adam Horovitz titled “Hello Nasty Is Our Best Record”. Horovitz goes on to outline his reasoning, and what grabbed me was that I agreed with all of it. Hello Nasty is weird, genre hopping, lyrically both deep and goofy, and yet all works. And the cover artwork encapsulates all of this. Horovitz says it best:

Hello Nasty is more mixtape than record. A gift from us to you. When you get a sec … listen to the songs Song for Junior, Song for the Man, Sneakin’ Out the Hospital, I Don’t Know, and Body Movin’. Are those songs supposed to be by the same band on the same record?

Adam Horovitz, Beastie Boys Book
This song still gets me – and only holds more weight after Yauch’s death

Most of those who only casually know Beastie Boys seem to draw their conclusions from Fight for your Right (To Party). In my case, I wasn’t even aware of their first album until years later and was surprised how different that was from the band I’d come to know from listening to (in this order) Hello Nasty, Check Your Head, Paul’s Boutique, Ill Communication, and To The Five Boroughs. To this day I still surprise friends when I play tracks such as I Don’t Know or Song For Junior and tell them it’s Beastie Boys.

I was fortunate enough to see these guys play three times, the highlight being their 2005 “dress to impress” tour at the Hordern Pavilion in Sydney – right up front in the January heat. When Adam Yauch died of cancer in 2012, it was the first time that a celebrity death had ever affected me. These guys were always true to themselves, did things the way they wanted, and pushed boundaries. They were never afraid to speak up for injustice, be it Tibetan freedom, endless war, or sexism (“Like you got the right / to look her up and down“). And all the while they were happy to goof around and have a laugh (“Dogs love me cause I’m crazy sniffable“) or drop cultural references in French or Spanish. When I visited New York City for the first time in 2011 I felt I already knew my way around based off Beastie lyrics.

They were never in it for money or fame – they just did what they loved and said what they felt. Ad Rock, Mike D and MCA had an overwhelmingly positive impact on that 15-year-old-me and the life that followed.

Play or fold, love is bold
What is the future that will unfold?
Some like it hot, others like it cold
But we all want to hold the remote control

Remote Control

AlphaGo & Deep Learning

Back in the 90s I was fascinated by IBM’s Deep Blue project – which aimed to create a computer program worthy of defeating the world’s greatest Chess champions – Garry Kasparov’s loss in particular was a huge moment in what was seen then as artificial intelligence, but with today’s perspective just some brute-force programming.

AlphaGo (now acquired by Google) is today’s equivalent, with two key differences. This time the game is Go – a 2500 year old Chinese game with far more complexity than chess. Secondly, AlphaGo was designed with deep learning and improves with repeated plays.

The doco makes for great viewing (especially being stuck inside right now) and it’s free to watch on YouTube! It’s fascinating to watch Lee Sedol battle with the emotions of playing against a machine and everyone LOSE THEIR MINDS with move 37.

We’re not just teaching computers any more – they’re teaching us. And what’s more – it’s coming for my vfx industry with Netflix’s Archer being one such example (no, not that one). I’m not one to proclaim changes like this to be doom and gloom for the artist. In my experience, clever tools only free up artists from mundane activities and leave them to focus on the art. I always say “if something can be automated, it should be”, and advances in tech and tools have only led to a greater volume of work. That said, it will be an interesting shift.